Face Whating?

Oh, those Brits. Facedancing - the newest craze? Sure, if you're interested in watching people pretend they're not excruciatingly self-conscious while being videotaped performing a ridiculous act. Me, I got plenty of that in film school. (Cast your friends in your film? Bad idea.)

However, to what's-his-name's credit, at least he's not trying to get tenure out of it. Anyway, far more tedious things have caught the interest of millions.

Thank you, KK, wherever you are.