Lightbulb Jokes (I know, I know)

Q: How many directors of photography does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One. No... two... no... well, how many do we have in the truck?


Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?


I'm so tired that these jokes seem funny to me.