The Top Line
We need some new corporate slogans. Catchy, pithy, sum-up-your-business-model slogans. Slogans like "We deliver for you," or "The few, the proud, the Marines," or "Parens Binubus."
In that spirit, here are a few suggestions for a few large companies. (You'll know who you are, mainly because I used your names.)
Google: easier than knowing.
Amazon.com
because you have to send something
Prozac. (So what?)
posted by Filch @ 9:18 AM
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6 Comments:
"Parens Binubus"? (Zuska, you out there? What's it mean?) I got the "parens" part, and I can see how two nubus might be better than only one, but I don't know what a nubu is.
Come on, Google boy... show us what you got.
Voor de tweede keer getrouwd.
Paardelul.
Okay, it was shaping up to be a shitty day, but *that* made me laugh. Thanks.
oh, that's me. um. it means twice married parent. both aspects of which have a good bit to do with my self-identification .... but as a slogan? i'm sure there are plenty members of the majority who would love to spit on that idea!!
"it's what's wrong with America today"
"just a couple more young people being raised in a House of Sin"
stuff like that.
I thought I had already established that disposable electric toothbrushes were what was wrong with this country.
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