Saturday, March 04, 2006

The Top Line

We need some new corporate slogans. Catchy, pithy, sum-up-your-business-model slogans. Slogans like "We deliver for you," or "The few, the proud, the Marines," or "Parens Binubus."

In that spirit, here are a few suggestions for a few large companies. (You'll know who you are, mainly because I used your names.)


Google: easier than knowing.


Amazon.com
because you have to send something


Prozac. (So what?)

6 Comments:

At 11:13 PM, Blogger Murky Thoughts said...

"Parens Binubus"? (Zuska, you out there? What's it mean?) I got the "parens" part, and I can see how two nubus might be better than only one, but I don't know what a nubu is.

 
At 8:48 PM, Blogger rain_rain said...

Come on, Google boy... show us what you got.

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger Murky Thoughts said...

Voor de tweede keer getrouwd.
Paardelul.

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger rain_rain said...

Okay, it was shaping up to be a shitty day, but *that* made me laugh. Thanks.

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger Zuska said...

oh, that's me. um. it means twice married parent. both aspects of which have a good bit to do with my self-identification .... but as a slogan? i'm sure there are plenty members of the majority who would love to spit on that idea!!

"it's what's wrong with America today"

"just a couple more young people being raised in a House of Sin"

stuff like that.

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger rain_rain said...

I thought I had already established that disposable electric toothbrushes were what was wrong with this country.

 

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