Boy Wants Ice Cream

... actually, Boy wanted ice cream this morning, on the way to school. When we wouldn't get it for him, he got nearly hysterical, and when he regained enough control to form sentences, demanded to know why he couldn't have ice cream in the morning? "You'll have to check with the culture," we said; "There is no culture!" he screamed. "How can I check with the culture when I don't know what it looks like!"